Typical conversation of a douche talking to a girl

Single straight girl:

douche: lol ur a chick so you automatically wanna bang me

girl: nope

douche: ya  do. i no u do

girl: I really don’t now go away

douche: *sends dick pic* u like? ;)

girl: no

-this can go on for awhile until the guy finally says-

douche: fine b a bitch. ur fat anyways lol

Taken straight girl:

douche: it won’t last so u might as well fuck me

girl: no

douche: all guys cheat and so will he *sends dick pic* u like? ;)

girl: no

douche: he won’t have 2 no

girl: go away

douche: fine b a bitch. ur fat anyways lol

Lesbian (taken or single)

douche: u only date girls bcuz you’ve never had dick ;) *sends dick pic* u like?

girl: no

douche: u no u like it ;)

girl: no

douche: fine b a bitch. ur fat anyways lol

Bi girl (taken or single)

douche: so ur bi? wanna have a 3some? ;)

girl: no

douche: *sends dick pic* ;) u sure?

girl: go away

douche: fine b a bitch. ur fat anyways lol

******note: not all guys act like this, only douchebage guys and this conversation can be had with douchebag girls. Also these conversations with douchebag guys will vary******

sorry:

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

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(Source: sorry, via ruinedchildhood)

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos, via ruinedchildhood)